Coosa Valley Cachers

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A man walks into a bar holding an alligator. He asks the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?" The bartender says, "Yes, we do!" "Good," replies the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my alligator."

A man walks into a bar, his buddy ducks it, and goes into the saloon.

A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, "Does your dog bite?". The lady answers, "Never!" The man reaches out to pet the dog and the dog bites him. The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" The woman replies, "He doesn't. This isn't my dog."