Septic tank truck "Caution, contains political promises"

A septic tank cleaner, here in town, has (had) a sign on his truck, "Nobody Sticks Their Nose In My Business"

Septic tank company in Atlanta has sign on their trucks that reads "We're #1 in the #2 Business.

A wrecker with with a sign that said we do not want an arm and leg just your toes.

A local muffler shop says, "no need to make and appointment, we'll hear you coming".

A radiator shop in a nearby town says, "best place to take a leak"

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IBI - UBU

Seen on the back of a service van for a curtain & blinds retailer...

CAUTION - BLIND MAN DRIVING!