Two rednecks are out deer hunting, and as they are walking along
they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by
the size of it.

The first hunter says " Wow, that's some hole, I can't even see the
bottom, I wonder how deep it is?"

The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and
listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter looks around, then says " There's this old transmission here, give me a
hand and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three,
and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over
the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn
around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole
with no hesitation, and jump in headfirst.

While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the
hole, and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up.

"Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around
here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing
here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a
hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here! And the old
farmer said " Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission! "