A wife invited some people to Christmas dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mummy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I have to invite all these **** people to dinner?"
D-man
