Three strings went to the movie. The first string decided he was hungry and went to the concession stand. He got to the concession stand and told the attendant that he wanted popcorn. The attendant looked at him and asked, "Hey, aren't you a string?" The string replied, "Why, yes I am". The attendant then said, "I am sorry, but we don't serve strings!"
The string went back to his seat with the other two strings and told them what had happened. The second string said, "Well that is not right! I'm going to buy a Coke and see what happens."
When he got to the counter and asked for a Coke the attendant asked him, "Aren't you a string?" When the string said yes the attendant told him as well that they did not serve strings.
When he got back and told the other two strings, the third string had had about all he could stand. He got up, twisted himself all around in a circle and then back through. He then rubbed himself all over very hard causing the smaller string fibers to stick out in all directions. He walked up to the counter and told the attendant that he wanted some popcorn and a Coke.
The attendant looked at him and said, "Hey, aren't you a string?" The string looked right back at him and and without blinking an eye replied, "Frayed Knot!"

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